Seeing as I posted it a couple of days ago I suppose I’ll take a shot at it.
Ten Things You Want to Say To Ten Different People:
Brother: You get on my nerves and although I still love you I really hope you grow out of it.
Mom: I don’t need your negative advice all the fucking time.
Dad: You annoy me with all your sarcasm. Don’t defend my brother just because he used to hate you. I have hated you too, but thats because you’re a father not our friend.
Ex-“Best friend”: Were we ever best friends? Or did we use each others sorrow to enjoy our lives. Did you stick around because you figured I was your only friend?? I apologize for letting our “friendship” go as it did. I learned a great deal from you, to be honest. I won’t be specific because if you ever saw it your EGO would grow. You always did have an ego you just covered it up with “embarrassment.”
Ex- best friend: Dear friend of mine that you were. You have been a perfect example of how women can own a man and how easily a MAN CAN OWN A WOMAN.
Benny: I don’t think I’d say anything. I’d just hug him and Cry.
Religious freak who won’t let my Atheism go: I will never conform to your religion. I do not believe in god or any god for that matter. I haven’t since I was 7 years old & I probably never will. I’m trying hard to be respectful and nice about it but you’re not making it easy on me.
I can’t think of anyone else.
Grandfather: I love you to death I only wish I could spend more time with you and listen to your stories. I wish I didn’t see a lonely old man. It makes me sad to think of you all alone. I breaks my heart and brings me to tears
Uncle: I will NEVER be okay with you. NEVER
Last but not least
Boyfriend: I’ll leave it simple. Let me be free while I still can.
I just finished 50 Shades of Grey. I heard a lot of talk from my coworkers within the past couple of weeks. They kept saying it was intense and it would spice up my sex life. It was on the news too. Why did everyone go crazy over it? BDSM has ALWAYS been around. Trust me, I’ve been into it for a couple of years.
Of course, it’s left on a cliff hanger and I have to borrow the next one. I do this to myself. I don’t mind the pornography left to my imagination. I do find it more pleasing than those free videos on the internet. I prefer imagining people to my liking ;)
My complaint complaints are a lot of things actually. I hate her writing style, the first chapter was irritating. Once I got over it I could skim past it. A lot of things irritated me, I would go in and out of the book. The guy is so controlling yet the author tries to make him seem like a romantic. That isn’t romantic at all. And BDSM doesn’t mean around the clock control freak. It’s not a GREAT piece of literature but seeing as I finished the Black Dagger Brotherhood up until the next one I needed something to read. Sometimes it got me giddy, I’m not going to lie, but then his way of controlling everything pisses me off.
I’ll see how 50 shades of whatever next is.
Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.
omg that’d be glorious
Sounds like so much fun.
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